"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 03/10/2016 at 18:29 • Filed to: None

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Svend > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/10/2016 at 18:50

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Aaargh yes the haggis. I like it (the comic not the food, yuk).

Funnier is how Americans believe the story of the wild haggis that roams the hills of Scotland. Hee hee hee

“Wild Haggis

The Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus) is a creature native to the Scottish Highlands . It should not be confused with haggis , a traditional Scottish dish made from the innards of sheep (including heart, lungs, and liver). Accept no substitutes for the real thing.

The Wild Haggis’s right and left legs are of different lengths (cf. Sidehill gouger ), allowing it to run quickly around the steep mountains and hillsides which make up its natural habitat, but only in one direction. Owing to a process of natural selection, there are therefore two varieties of Wild Haggis, one with longer left legs and the other with longer right legs. The former variety can run clockwise around a mountain (as seen from above) while the latter can run anticlockwise. The two varieties coexist peacefully but are unable to interbreed in the wild because, in order for the male of one variety to mate with a female of the other, he must turn to face in the same direction as his intended mate, causing him to lose his balance before he can mount her. As a result, differences in leg length between the Haggis populations have become further accentuated with the passage of time.”

It never stops being funny when they ask where they can be found so they can take a picture.

ly2v8-Brian > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 03/10/2016 at 18:52

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Probably good yet. it’s probiotic, or something.